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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

What is the correct way to say "you're welcome" in French? Is it "de rien" or something else, and if so, what is it exactly (including accent marks)?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is the water safe to drink in England like here in America or is it necessary to bring tablets to prevent any cholera when in London?

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What do you like about McDonald's?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Then came..

How are you spending your best time?

Still no good

No go.

Still no good.

What were Hitler’s habits?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are your thoughts on the trend of Americans labeling themselves as "TikTok refugees" and migrating to the Chinese social media platform RedNote (Xiaohongshu)?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What do you think hell is like?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Why was Super Buu so afraid of having Fat Buu torn out and becoming Kid Buu if he was going to destroy the Earth even before his transformation?